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Sunday, January 22, 2012

Things that only look awesome in a montage

  • training for a fight/race/game
  • studying for the LSAT
  • preparing for a court case that nobody expects you to win
  • learning a new language
  • building literally anything
  • turning your failing business around
  • painting a room
  • payola schemes
  • barricading a mall against zombies
  • living in a mall during a zombie apocalypse
  • losing weight
  • trying on multiple outfits for an audience of friends
  • benders
  • going shopping
  • giving someone a makeover
  • going from zero to hero
  • cooking a large meal for your restaurant's last business night
  • going on a series of comically inappropriate dates
  • getting a makeover
  • war

2 comments:

  1. You forgot:

    1) travelling across country
    2) being pregnant
    3) asking a bunch of strangers the same question (eg have you seen my cat)
    4) the giddy first three months of a relationship

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  2. Disqualifying #4, because they actually are giddy AND awesome.

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